Errands, Errants or Creative Excursions

 

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The other day after announcing I was going out to get a few things, my husband inquired, “Where are you going?” I drew upon my friend Claire’s wisdom and answered, “To do some errands,” and was out the door before he could ask, “When will you be back? Did you make a list?”

His questions were simple, and deserved simple answers, however, it seemed tedious to explain; I was going to deposit empty egg cartons and a wad of plastic bags in Publix Market’s recycling bin, then instead of having a colonoscopy was dropping a stool sample off at the lab, swinging by the hospital to leave dated issues of Southern Living Magazine in a waiting room and probably get gas, to which he would have responded, “You can’t get gas at the hospital.” 

A discussion as to why I was not discarding Styrofoam cartons, plastic and old magazines in our recycling, and why not have a colonoscopy, it had been ten years, would have been lengthy, and besides he would predict I would be back in an hour, leading to another explanation as to why that was not necessarily so. That would lead to a discussion of the differences between us, and how we manage to stay married, neither one of us knows.

Eventually, it would have come out that I might possibly check out the Hospital Gift Shop because you never know; get coffee, and walk on the beach, or stop at an antique store, a small table would be nice in the guest room. I was not just going out to do errands.

Which got me thinking about the difference in errand and errant; an errand is a task, duty, chore or job; a short trip somewhere to do something on behalf of somebody else and an errant is wandering from an intended course, not reaching an intended destination, looking for adventure; wayward, sinful, naughty, misbehaving, delinquent.

Therefore, the difference in errand and errant is bigger than d or t and in the hope of maintaining a happy marriage, now will be called a creative excursion because although my going out is task orientated I an still looking for adventure.

. . . . just saying

17 thoughts on “Errands, Errants or Creative Excursions

  1. Very clever Girlfriend! And so true. Bill always asks where I’m going and I always respond “errands”. Indeed, I am probably going to the grocery store but then I may “wander” to check out a new gift shop or what’s new at DSW,etc.! Of course, the fact that this qualifies as adventure in my life is a little pathetic. I guess it’s just another wonderful part of aging!

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  2. I talked to your friend and my WIFE Claire after reading your article. I am so glad you explained what was meant by the word errands as you scoot out the door and never tell us husbands what is meant by ERRANDS!! She never tells me a thing except “ you may get a bill for $$$$ !! Errand they call it!! Oh my!!!!
    But Claudia, thank you for teaching me the ropes! We will be married 50 yrs in August and I am just catching on!! Maybe if Mr. Wonderful reads your article, he will be like me still trying to figure out who wears the pants in the family!! Nice article BOSS.

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      • Tell Mr. Wonderful that we need to (men) communicate when we learn what errand was done on the day you scoot out the door! Maybe like go have a beer and discuss “Women”. We will never figure you all out!! We just need to learn to say “ Have Fun”

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  3. How wonderful to see all this out of one trip! You had me smiling the whole way. I’m trying to think how much “errant” I might have in me. Not as good at that as you are, I don’t think. Maybe I should think about developing that a bit…

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