Aging & Attitude
New Thoughts on Words
We call them lose-lose situations, predicaments, or sorry plight. We feel squeezed in a trap; morass, swamp, or quicksand. It is a quagmire. Quagmire is a noun meaning, “soft miry land that shakes or yields under foot, or complex or precarious position.” Both are difficult to get out of.
The joke about the Jewish Mother comes to mind. You know the one; A Mother buys her son two shirts. The next morning he comes to breakfast wearing one of them. The Mother says, “What, you don’t like the other shirt?” The son is in a quagmire, an emotional trap, and wonders how to get out.
As with all types of swamps, cranberry to quicksand, once immersed there are techniques to avoid drowning in quicksand, whether you are dealing with your mother or mud.
- Stay calm, panicking or wriggling around will only get you in deeper.
- Delay reacting while you think over the predicament.
- Slowly pull out one leg, and if the muck is only up to your knees, your best bet is to move slowly.
Now let us practice responding to the Jewish Mother’s question, “What, you don’t like the other shirt?”
- Do not explain that you plan to wear the other shirt to the game on Saturday because it is a pastel color. Guaranteed, she will say, “So it’s not good enough to wear to the office. You’ll wear it when no one sees you, strangers.”
- Control negative body language, wait her out and let her keep the discussion going. She will continue with something like, “Did you try it on? Does it fit? I can take it back.”
- This may be a good time to kiss her Good Morning, then respond with a question. For example, “How does this shirt look?” With any luck, she will say, “Perfect!” If her response is, “You look like your cousin Jonathan,” you could be in over your knees. Move slowly out the door saying you have an early office meeting.
….just saying
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Great word, Claudia! Hope you’re doing well. I’m trying to get back to blogging now that we are settled in our new home in Ecuador. Sounds like a fun series you’re doing.
Hugs,
Kathy
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Kathy, Nice to hear from you. Loved reading about your arrival and look forward to what’s next. The Alphabet Series is fun and presents different challenges as does life…Be Well, Claudia
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What an interesting mind you have… humor just comes naturally for you!!! Loved the blog.
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Thank you Mary for appreciating my quiet humor. I’m relishing your reference to my “interesting mind”, feels good.
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I wonder what it would be like to be in quicksand. I’ve never met anyone to tell me.
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How’s it going Mama? The only reference to being stuck in quicksand I recall is from old TV Movies. There was fade away screaming and the person rarely lived to tell about it. Sounds like a good writing exercise.
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